In honor of Eliot Spitzer I wanted to do something fun.
Now, I am not a politician. I do not hold an office, nor have I ever run for election or campaigned in any fashion… I am not a religious figure and I am not famous. But I think I have enough grasp on politics and life in general to realize that YOU DO NOT MESS AROUND WHILE IN THE LIMELIGHT. How hard is that to understand?
Apparently some people just don’t get it (OR being hypocritical is too much fun).
Ladies and gentlemen I give you Why I Love Media’s TOP FIVE list of best Adulterer stories:
Ich bin ein…Donut???
I hate to do it! But JFK..
Not to ruin his legacy but it can’t be ignored. One of our greatest leaders was an alleged womanizer. Brilliant, revolutionary…playboy. But hey I’ll stop there.
Yup Gary Hart in his finest hour! The 1988 Presidential hopeful was campaigning like a champ! Then some legislative aid or money grubbing person received a HUGE bonus for a little pic showing Hart with a model on his lap, with a boat named Monkey Business in the background. You can’t make this stuff up folks!
I want to be your tampon…(who says that?!)
We’re all sick of it and most of the British people could care less. But you have got to admit Charles and Camilla had a great story! In love as teens but couldn’t be together :sigh:. Married other people and had a family. Was unhappy But was called “Prince”….GETS A ROYAL DIVORCE! :GASP: and all crap hits the fan. It’s unmistakable this is a great romance. Adultery.. but still kind of cute in a weird, sodden way. Plus we got to read and hear naughty excerpts from their conversations like the quote from above. But just as a side note, if anyone said they wanted to be my tampon…Flattered would be the absolute last reaction I’d have.
Gay is wrong and so is meth…for everyone but me
Ladies and gentlemen, Ted Haggard! (don’t worry I’ll clap for you) Stuff like this eats me up. I understand being torn by homosexual urges. I understand wanting to spread the good word. I even understand wanting to hide, or marrying because one feels its right. BUT COME ON! There’s a limit to the amount of hypocrisies you can commit here!
The influential preacher of the New Life Church in Colorado had a lot of clout. He was interviewed on 20/20 and Dateline. Met and was interviewed by Richard Dawkins, the famous atheist. AND he was in Time magazine as one of the top evangelicals in America! But apparently the only (now forgive me here but I have to do it)…the only Bush he liked was George. The man who preached that homosexuality was against scripture and one should keep their bodies clear of illegal substances…WAS CAUGHT. Doin’ just that folks! Had a gay lover for three years and loved the Meth…
AND FINALLY! The TOP ADULTERER STORY?!?!
According to John McCain it was Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton (OH!)
Note: Apparently he told someone the reason Chelsea was so ugly was because she was the product of those two women..
But NO as far as we know that never happened. But what DID?
Well according to the Pensito Review, George H.W. Bush had a lengthy affair with Jennifer Fitzgerald, a US diplomat. WOAH! Sources say it lasted over two decades and that Barbara was quoted as saying that her husband didn’t even notice when she stopped dying her hair. But I mean hey what man does? Still the daredevil, skydiving, former prez, in the sack with a British blonde. Sounds like a bad Bond flick….
(Note: Clinton, Craig and Spitzer are too easy…so they just get honorable mention here)